Facebook status

Twitter over capacity? Retry. Retry. Retry. Home. Retry. Retry. Facebook.
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Deleting your facebook is like running away from home. `You`re just doing it for attention and you’ll be back in an hour`.
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Voldermort`s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station.
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Dear raisin cookies that look like chocolate chip cookies, you are the reason I`ve trust issues.
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I hate texting people who don`t use smileys. It feels like, I`m texting an emotionless robot.
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That Awesome Moment when you`re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
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I`ve always wondered why "W" is called Double U when it`s clearly Double V...
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One song can bring back so many memories. <3
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The Lazy Rule: Why Should I make the bed if I`m gonna sleep in it again?
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"If you fall, I`ll be there for you." - Floor
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