That awkward distance of deciding whether or not to hold the door for someone.
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Facebook status
"How old is your baby?" "36 months." WHY CAN`T YOU JUST SAY 3 YEARS OLD?!
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Friend: I`m so over him! Me: Cool, let`s go get a soda. Friend: HE DRANK SODA....
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That awkward moment when you ACTUALLY LEFT YOUR HOMEWORK HOME.
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I`m painting a blue square in my backyard, so that Google Earth thinks I have a pool.
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That awkward moment when your toys make 3 movies behind your back. -Andy
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Mint gum + Cold water = Coolest feeling ever..
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WHAT IT SAYS: "Do not touch." WHAT I READ: "Touch when nobody is looking."
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Mom: you`re all dressed up, where are you going? Daughter: To the bathroom, I need a new Facebook picture.
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"DUUUUDEEEE, I just saw you on TV!!!" "Really!? OMG what channel!?" "On Animal Planet!"
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