See life as if it was toilet paper, you cannot use it twice, so enjoy every second of it.
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Science Class: 1% learning. 99% thinking about how people have found out all of this stuff.
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Most teenagers want drugs, alcohol and sex. Honestly, all I want is a fast internet connection.
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LIKE IF:It’s annoying when people try to tell you what YOU said.
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Dear haters, I`m gonna give you more reason to hate me. Have patience.
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Simple people talk about people. Amazing people talk about ideas & life.
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Everyone deserves a person that can make their heart forget that it was ever broken.
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How can boys be so adorable, and yet so clueless.
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When I die, I`d like someone to update my Facebook status "Hey, who knew they had Wi-Fi up here?" :p
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Girl : "What`s the price of this blue dress?" Salesman : "$400..." Girl : "Awwww....! And that pink one?" Salesman: "Awwww... + Awwww..."
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