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Like if you have that one friend who NEVER gets the joke.
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That awkward moment when you accept a compliment that wasn`t meant for you.
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Like if you also tried to make two phones play a song at the same time.
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Right now, you might think popularity is everything. But just remember, you can`t put "popular" on a college or job application.
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some words of advice to men: treat women the same way you would want your daughter to be treated.
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*sees friend holding food* Me: I want food! Friend: What`s the magic word? Me: GIVE ME THE FOOD AND NO ONE GETS HURT.
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Hugs can be really awkward when you aren`t really sure where to put your arms.
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I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
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The awkward moment when you look up from your phone & the person you have been following around the supermarket, isn`t your Mom.
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splashing water in your face like they do in commercials, & ending up looking like you just came out from the shower.
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