LIKE IF:I`d rather be bored at my friends house than bored at my house.
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That one friend who annoys the hell out of you but you love them anyway.
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Admit It. When you shut the lights off in the basement, you get out of there...fast.
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Is it dead? ( ._.) (._. ) Idk? Poke it.
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Taking a bubble bath always results in a Santa beard.
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That awkward moment when you walk into a room and realize you completely forgot what you were doing in there...
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The awkward moment when you realize you`re chewing on a borrowed pen or pencil. O.O
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Dear Heart, Please stop making my desicions for me. You pump blood, & that`s it. Sincerely, brain.
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I love using big words to sound smart. I mean utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
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"H3yy, wh@t R y0uu dO!nq?" "Nothing much...About to throw a dictionary at your damn face."
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