LIKE IF: I blame the Disney movies for letting me grow up believing that everything has a happy ending...
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Facebook status
"YES MOM I DID IT!"... *Runs off to do it before she finds out you didn`t*
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Admit it, you`ve tried to eat a carrot just like bugs bunny does atleast once.
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The only way a guy should hurt a girl; is from hugging her too tight.
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Step one: Take out homework. Step two: Reward self with two hours of internet for making it that far.
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Dear Sneeze, if you`re gonna happen, happen. Don`t put a stupid look on my face and leave it at that. Sincerely, I look like an idiot.
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It`s amazing how dudes can take care of Jordan`s, but can`t take care of a woman.
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Vegetarians, if you love animals SO much, why do you eat all of their food?
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The things I do and say are so hilarious sometimes I wonder why MTV don`t follow me around and make a show about me.
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I often find myself looking for security cameras even though I`m not gonna steal anything.
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