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That awkward moment when you don`t know which armrest is yours at the movie theater.
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2010: Doodle Jump. 2011: Angry Birds. 2012: Temple Run.
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Mom: What did you learn in school today? Me: Obviously not enough, I have to go back tomorrow.
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"Smash!!" Mom: What was that? *Awkward Silence* You: Nothing.
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That awkward moment when you get out of the shower only to realize you don`t have any towels.
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If someday we all go to prison for downloading music, I just hope they split us by the music genre!
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First kisses; they may not be the best, but they`re the most special of them all.
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Wake up 10 minutes before the alarm clock rings. Go back to sleep just for 5 minutes. Wake up 2 hours later.
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When a guy sees a girl he finds attractive, he stares at her for an average 8.2 seconds.
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"Oh look! The smurfs have grown up!" "Grandma, that`s avatar..."
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