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I`m brave enough to say "Good bye", I hope life will reward with a new "Hello"...

That akward moment when your late to class and everyone stares at you like you killed someone

Like When u Find the 6,!
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Teacher: 2 Books + 2 Books? Me: 4 Books. Teacher: Now I`ll ask you a tough one 1,789,365 Books + 23,678 Books…? Me: LIBRARY.

90% of the people in the "people you may know" feature on Facebook are people that I know, but intentionally choose not to be friends with

Double-Stuffed Oreos should just be called Oreos, and regular Oreos should be called Diet Oreos

That awkward moment when you`re singing happy birthday and everyone says a different name.

That risky naked trip from the bathroom to the bedroom.

*Drives up to red light* *Red light immediately turns green* O_O Me: "I am the chosen one..."

Aww, oh look at that star...No not me stupid, the one in the sky!