Facebook is: 1) A distraction. 2) A tracking device. 3) Where drama lives. 4) Everybody’s Diary.
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Facebook status
Stop saying "I PROMISE" Start saying “I’LL DO IT”
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I don`t know what`s more awkward, answering Dora or sitting in silence whilst she stares at you.
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Dear boys who are Smart, Hot, Awesome and madly in love with me.. PLEASE START EXISTING.
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"You look tired" ...Aww, thanks for gently telling me that I look like crap :/
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Smile and let everyone know that today, you`re a lot stronger than you were yesterday
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Liking a Facebook status, that is clearly about you, because you`re a fearless bastard. :D
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Deep inside, you believe that someday you`ll get a superpower.
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Some people nowadays have no respect for themselves or other people.
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lol = Drowning Man. *lol* = Drowning Cheerleader. Like if you get it.
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