I`ll split my heart in half, You`ll split your heart in half then we`ll trade one half so my heart will always be made of half of yours.
-unknown
Facebook status
A friend of mine asked me, "What`s Obama`s last name?"...who wants to guess her hair color?
-unknown
My headphones are like my own personal “DO NOT DISTURB” signs.
-unknown
Sometimes the person you want most is the person you’re best without.
-unknown
“I still wanna be friends” is the same as saying “pretend none of this ever happened”.
-unknown
The sweetest things you can do for a girl are the little things that let her know she’s in your heart and on your mind.
-unknown
That moment when you are bored on facebook and you attack your own wall with statuses from statusbook.net :)
-Fiona
That awkward moment when you get off the bus and start dancing, then realize that everyone is watching you out the window...
-Fiona
Teacher- Did you finish your homework?
Student- I was all over that homework like a fat kid on a smartie.
Student- I was all over that homework like a fat kid on a smartie.
-Fiona
Dear Grades, get well soon... I heard you were down. Sincerely, failing student.
-unknown