Listen to the whispers so that you can avoid the yells
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That warm feeling you get when you put on clothes right out of the dryer.
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I want to be the girl your ex will hate, your mom will love, and the one you’re never going to forget
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Pick a number, double it, add 10, divide it by 2, then minus it by the number you started with. LIKE if you got 5.
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Being so close, you insult each other all the time and never get offended
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Who else feels like a retard when you bump into an object then say sorry to it?
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Phone on silent. 10 missed calls. Turns volume to loudest. Nobody calls all day.
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Pulling out gum at school is like pulling out crack at a rehab center.
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In Kindergarten we called them cooties...in HighSchool we call them STD`s.
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The awkward moment when you wave at someone who wasn`t waving at you.
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