That Awkward moment when teacher Cracks a joke and Nobody Laughs
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Sometimes laughter can heal your heart, sometimes it`s laughter that breaks it apart.
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Mom: "YOU`RE GROUNDED." Me: "Psh. Fine I don`t care." Mom: "Give me your phone then." Me: "OMG IM SO SORRY MOM I LOVE YOU."
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friend: HEY YOU`RE BLOCKING THE VIEW! me: I am the view.
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A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.
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Dear Teachers: When you repeat the same thing the same way a billion times, it`s not helping me understand it better at all.
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Dear Mobile phone, thank you for being there when I`m in awkward situations.
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*walk upstairs* "why did i come up here?" *walk downstairs* "oh that`s right..." *walk back upstairs*
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If you listen closely, you will also hear all the things she is not saying
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You have my heart, guard it with your life.
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