BLONDE: "What does GTG mean?" BRUNETTE: "Got to go." BLONDE: "Ugh! Every time I ask someone they have to leave!"
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I bought a self-help cd online. It was called "How to Handle Disappointment". When the package arrived it was empty!
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Do u know that GRAVITY is stronger at morning . . . . It is proven in the fact Its so hard to get up from the bed.
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That moment when you hear your mom mention your name on the phone and all you think is "what the hell is she saying about me now?"
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Sex scene on TV + Parents in same room + No sign of remote = Awkward Atmosphere :)
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That awkward moment when you spell the word correctly but it just looks so wrong, so you just stare at it forever.
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what did the Zero say to the 8? ................. nice belt!
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Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
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When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” Don’t answer him
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Have you ever changed a whole text message just because you didn`t know how to spell one word?
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