That awkward moment when your high 5 gets rejected...
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You`re so fake, Barbie is jealous.
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Real men like curves. Dogs go for bones.
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LIKE if when feeling down you change into sweatpants and a hoodie.
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Who else asks their parents for help on their math homework and after five minutes you`re like, "f-ck, I`ll do it alone!" ?
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Never leave the person you LOVE for the person you LIKE; because the person you like will leave you for the person they love..
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No I haven’t met Mr. Right yet, but I have met Mr. Fake, Mr. Rude & Mr. Player.
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That awkward moment when your left with a friend of a friend, and there`s silence until the other friend returns.
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I do what I want, when I want, where I want.. if my mom says its ok. :)
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Life is full of fake people, before you decide to judge them, make sure you are not one of them.
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