Why are kids obese? Maybe because Burgers are $.99, & Salads are $4.99
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That awkward moment when you wake up from a 5 minute nap and have no idea what day, month or year it is.
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You are really fat..." "It runs in the family" ... "Nobody runs in your family...
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Just remember, when someone walks out of your life, it`s not the end of your story .It`s the end of their part in your story.
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"I have a personal relationship with God." Translation:"I like to keep my crazy to myself."
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If you`re not hard to get, you`ll be easy to forget.
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When I was little and you ran up the slides, you were cool .
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What do you call a computer that can sing? A dell.
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"Omg! You have grown so much! I remember you when you were just a baby!" "Umm Who are you?...."
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We fear rejection, want attention, crave affection and dream of perfection.
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