Men with good intentions make promises, men with character keep them.
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In every cinema, there`s always that awkward couple kissing in the corner and I`m just there like "uhm.. i like my popcorn."
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When I say ”theres nothing to eat” I mean theres nothing I like.
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Thank you for reading this, I have officially wasted your time.
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*waking up late* .. thinking..... SSSSHHIIIITTTT!!! then realizing it`s Saturday :)
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The awkward moment when your mum congratulates you for studying...when you didn`t actually do anything...
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What if our dreams are just blurred memories of our previous lives... :o
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You know what`s odd? About every other number.
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If your girlfriend complains that you never take her anywhere expensive.. Take her to the Gas Station.
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Facebook = You realize how different you are from people. Twitter = You realize there are people who knows exactly how you feel.
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