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My mom thinks my friends are bad influences but honestly, I`m usually the one coming up with the ideas.
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The awkward moment when you think your falling off a building and have a spaz attack in your sleep.
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That amazing moment when you drop your phone but the headphones save its life.
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"My Mama always said you`ve got to put the past behind you before you can move on." - Forrest Gump
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If facebook did have a dislike button, there would be a lot of hurt feelings.
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Knowing you`re totally screwed for an exam, but staying on Twitter, and not studying.
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That Awkward Moment when someone isn’t texting you back and then you see them update their Facebook from their phone.
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| Shower = 2% Wash Body | 3% Wash Hair | 95% Contemplate Life |
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That moment when two strangers are talking about your favorite movie and you`re dying to join their conversation.
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Admit it, we don`t call Gatorade by its flavors, we call it by its colors.
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