Facebook status

Okay :) = everything`s cool. okay? = you don`t make sense. um okay... = you`re creepy. okayyyy = i don`t really care. Okay. = pissed off.
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Dear people, Remember outside? Sincerely, the Internet.
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Waking up on a Monday: (-_-) Waking up on a weekend: \( `o` )/
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If "plan A" didn`t work, the alphabet has 25 more letters. Stay Cool.
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All Day: Tired... Time to Go to Bed: Not tired! (>.<)
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"HAHAHA you blinked!" "Of course I blinked, you clapped your hands in my face... Idiot.”
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I like Running like a gorilla up the stairs because it`s easier that way.
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Offering someone food and secretly hoping they don`t want it.
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Me: "I`m cold" Guys: "Shut up and stop complaining", Hot Girl: "I`m cold" Guys: "I`m so sorry! Take my jacket!!!! Are you warm now?"
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Dear Table, WHAT have i EVER DONE to YOU!!! Sincerely, Human that hit their toe.
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