I think cops should yell "PICKACHUUUUUUUUUUUUU!" before they taze someone.
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When I`m supposed to be studying, even staring at a wall becomes fun.
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Yelling "is that your phone?!" when someone has their phone out in class.
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That moment when you see your favorite band is on tour and then you realize the nearest show is like on the moon.
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That awkward moment when someone you hate thinks their opinions are valid.
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If you give a girl a marker, she will draw a heart.
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We all have that embarrassing email adress that we made when we were like 12.
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That awkward moment when Eminem is eating M&M`s...Flo-Rida is in Florida... and 50 Cents has 2 quarters.
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"What if ______?" "That won`t happen!" "I said WHAT IF!"
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Some girls are tan and others look like they went swimming into a pool of Doritos.
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