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Facebook status
Dear "cool people", They didn`t name a candy after you, did they? Sincerely, Nerds
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"Nobody listens to me...." - Yellow traffic light
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I wasn`t ignoring you. I had to walk my turtle...
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Some girls need to learn how to control their WHOREmones.
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I`ve always wanted to go into an elevator full of strangers and say "I bet you`re wondering why I`ve gathered you all here today."
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Being popular on Facebook is like sitting at the cool table in the cafeteria at a mental hospital.
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2 hour movie, 40 second sex scene... Guess which part your parents walk in on
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Facebook rule #1 : If I`m not in it, don`t tag me in yo damn photo
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It`s cool that you know all the lines to the movie and all, but it wold be pretty cool if you let the actual actors say them.
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