Dear committed ones, Being single is my attitude. Never think that I`m not perfect for anyone. Sincerely, I`m too sexy for everyone!!
-Vignesh
Facebook status
Leaning to the sides when playing car race games, thinking it will make a difference.
-Bruno
"How old is your baby?" "36 months." WHY CAN`T YOU JUST SAY 3 YEARS OLD?!
-unknown
*washing hands* *sleeve starts falling down* NOOOO!
-unknown
LIKE IF:When I was little, I thought a "Drug Store" was a store that sold drugs.
-unknown
Find someone who will change your life, not your Facebook status.
-unknown
That annoying voice your mom uses when she`s talking to babies.
-unknown
Eggrolls: The equivalent to chinese burritos.
-unknown
Dear Fox News, I have yet to see any news about foxes. Sincerely, Disappointed viewer.
-unknown
How I see two inches :
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-unknown