Facebook status
Dear Mom, If all my friends jumped off a cliff, it`s because it was my idea. Sincerely, Your child is a leader, not a follower.
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Twitter looks so boring on the outside; but once you start using it, its like Narnia!
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Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can`t see them. Then right when you walk by them, they`re quiet.
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We`re all mature until somebody brings out the bubble-wrap...
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LIKE if you can’t have a man look at you for 5 seconds without you feeling insecure.
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Everyone deserves second chances, but not for the same mistakes.
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Remember when we were young and couldn`t wait to grow up? Wow, what the hell were we thinking?
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Chatting/Texting my crush: I love you. *erases* I miss you. *erases* Can we talk? *erases* Hi. *sends*
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Those texts you accidentally send to the wrong person are ALWAYS the worst ones.
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I ask Google all the questions I`m too embarrassed to ask other people.
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