That awkward moment when you accidentally make eye contact with someone like 5 times.
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Facebook status
The awkward moment when your parents take your joke completely seriously & you end up getting in trouble
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"What happens in Vegas-" ...ends up on Facebook.
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On a scale of Voldemort to Pinocchio, how Nosy are you?
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LIKE IF: A rejected highfive is one of the biggest insults there is.
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My lips are the gun. My smile is the trigger. My kisses are the bullets. Label me a killer.
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Whenever I accidentally hurt my pets I`m like "OH MY GOD! IM SO SORRY!" And they run away and I run after them like "LET ME LOVE YOU!"
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My belly when i stand: ) . (
my belly when i sit: ( . ) ....
my belly when i sit: ( . ) ....
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The moment you`re laughing so hard and you try to stop, but you look at the person and laugh again.
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The purpose of a middle name, is being able to tell when you`re really in trouble
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