Starting today, I need to forget what`s gone, appreciate what still remains, and look forward to what is coming next.
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Dear Voldemort, you know magic. Why don`t you give yourself a nose?
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Cool story bro! If I get some popcorn will you tell it again?
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Yes Mom, every girl I know is my girlfriend. -_-
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we`re not real friends till we`re friends on facebook :)
-Harry
Dear McDonalds cashier, Don`t give me that look, there`s no age limit on a happy meal. Sincerely, Don`t forget the toy.
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True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled.
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"Shut up! You made me forget what I was trying to say!!"
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Mom: Have fun! Be safe! Kid: No. Mom: What? Kid: I can`t do both.
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Some problems are obstacle illusions. They`re not really as big as they seem.
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