Putting on jeans: Left leg, right leg, wiggle, jump, done! Who else does this? ;]
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Getting a text from that special someone right when you`ve felt like they forgot about you.
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I wonder if aliens ask each other. Do you believe in HUMANS?
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LIKE IF:Hitting your hip on a corner and feeling like you`ve been shot.
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Every girl has that one boy who makes them want to throw their phone across the room & scream.
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That awkward moment when you see twins fighting and one of them calls the other ugly.
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The awkward moment when your mom`s doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.
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I have a confession to make. I was born with a rare disease called "Amazing." ;)
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Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop.
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