Boy: Let`s play a game, any game, just not hide and seek. Girl: Why not hide and seek? Boy: Because a girl like you is impossible to find
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If you exchanged phones with your partner for a day, will they still trust you afterwards? :)
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That awkward moment when all of your friends are laughing at a joke and you still don’t get it...
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Excuse me... Excuse me... Excuse.. WHAT THE HELL MOVE?!
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LIKE IF:There`s always that one person who always catches you doing something weird.
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Question: Can a woman make you a millionaire? Answer: Yes.... Only if you are already a billionaire...
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Girls: "Oh my god! i hate her.." "OMG ME TOO!" = instant best friends.
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Okay future boyfriend, you can stop playing hide and seek now.
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I only want two things in life: 1. Lose weight 2. Eat.
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95% of people text things they could never say in person.
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