She`s jealous because she`s afraid you`ll find someone prettier, smarter, taller, skinnier, calmer, stronger, and better than her.
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Facebook status
Looking at old pictures & noticing how lame you were when you were younger.
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Conversation killers: "lol" "idk" "yeah" "okay" "nm" "k".
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What do you call an Alligator in a vest? and IVESTIGATOR.
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I always restart the game whenever I know I`m going to lose.
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SMART IDEA: If you lose something in your room, take a picture of your room, put it on Facebook & play "I Spy."
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99% of people in this world are stupid, luckily I`m in the other 2%
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Excuse me, here`s your nose.....I found it in my business.
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Admit it, you should be doing something else really important right now but came online instead.
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Saying "Beer can" with a British accent sounds like "Bacon" with a Jamaican accent.
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