I love it when a song understands me perfectly.
-unknown
Facebook status
Sometimes all you need is a good listener, a good shoulder, and a good laugh.
-unknown
Pretending your the host of a cooking show when your cooking home alone.
-unknown
I hate when my phone corrects words without my permission.
-unknown
I can`t take this long distance relationship anymore. Fridge, you`re coming to my room.
-unknown
you know you`re blonde when you spend like 10 minutes trying to put milk away in the cupboard before realizing that it goes in the fridge.
-Logan
friend: hey ____ (your name)
you: hey..... (fades out)
because you can`t remember someones name..
you: hey..... (fades out)
because you can`t remember someones name..
-Lakota
The awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.
-unknown
Exams don`t test what you know. They test how well you can study the night before.
-unknown
Zebras are just living, breathing barcodes.
-unknown