Today`s Relationships: You can touch each other, but not each others phones...
-unknown
Facebook status
Jesus can walk on water, humans are 75% water & I can walk on humans. Therefore, I`m 75% Jesus. ;D
-unknown
Hey you! You`re beautiful and gorgeous in your own way. Don`t let anyone make you feel ugly, because you`re perfect. Stay Strong.
-unknown
is updating his status to let u know that his status is that he has no status
-Jack
(-_-)(-_-)(-_-)(-_-), and this is what we do to our enemies (-_0).
-Bruno
If I`m ever on a date & it`s bad...
I`m just gonna stand up and say,
"I`m an actor, they`re all actors, and you`re on MTV`s disaster date!"
& run out.
I`m just gonna stand up and say,
"I`m an actor, they`re all actors, and you`re on MTV`s disaster date!"
& run out.
-Lauren
I went into a McDonald’s yesterday and said, ‘I’d like some fries.’ The girl at the counter said, Would you like some fries with that?
-Rebecca
That awkward moment when people laugh at a joke when its not even funny.
-Ricki
I don't need the stars to make my night shine, all I need is your eyes.
-Lori
Love Is Fragile....So Take Good Care Of It... <3
-Gigi