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The awkward moment when you realize you have a lot in common with the person you hate.
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LIKE if you are NO LONGER friends with someone you ONCE called your "BESTFRIEND"
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3 words, 8 letters Say it and I`m yours: I got food.
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Girls Sleepover: Expectation: PILLOW FIGHT!!! Reality: " Pass the Doritos Beeotch"
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Facebook is kind of like a refrigerator. You get bored & keep checking, but nothing ever changes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Admit it, at least once in our life we have all tried to balance the light switch between the on and off position. ;P
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Mom (on computer): do i click this? You: No! What are you doing? just give me the computer, i`ll do it.
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That awkward moment when you`re singing and the artist gets the lyrics wrong.
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It`s cute when couples act like best friends or when best friends act like couples. <3
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*On Facebook* Hot person: Just ate lunch! *93 likes, 37 comments* - Normal person: It`s my birthday! :D *mom likes this*
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