Friendship is like a book. it takes a few seconds to burn, but it takes years to write.
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Facebook status
Some people are like medicine. You can only take them in small doses.
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Mark Zuckerberg introduces himself to China in this way: "Hi, am the founder of the website `Page Not Found`."
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That awkward moment when you have to make up an excuse not to hang out with someone, because you`d rather chill at home.
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Nerds rap: Math city bitch, math math city bitch, math city bitch, math math city bitch, 10, 10, 10 and 20 equals 50 bitch.
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Its funny how day by day, nothing changes.. but when you look back, everything is different. ♥
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I`ve changed? No... I just grew up. I stopped letting people push me around, I learned that I can`t always be happy, I accepted reality.
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There is a difference between giving up, and knowing when you have had enough.
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That awesome moment when you`re telling a lie and your best friend notices and joins you.
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I always thought I was the only one to do stupid things. Until I joined TWITTER :D
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