Mom, I`m going out.. "With friends?" "No mom, with PIKACHU." "Whose Pikachu"?
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Facebook status
That awkward moment when you touch something and it feels weird as hell
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Facebook lets you know what everyones bathroom looks like.
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I was only walking away to see if you`d stop me.
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To all the students who drop out and fail high school: Remember two things, 1. You tried your best. 2. I don`t like pickles on my BigMac.
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LIKE IF Saying, "that`s attractive" after witnessing something very unattractive..
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Dear Teachers, I wasn`t sleeping. I was praying. Sincerely, A very spiritual student.
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That mini party you have when the teacher leaves the classroom.
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If you are excited about the new season of 16 & Pregnant, you need to re-evaluate your life.
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The incredibly awkward moment when someone changes their Relationship Status to Married...and they`re 13 years old -_-
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