I hate it when I put my earphones in my pocket ...10 minutes later I take them out & its like a damn Rubix cube
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LIKE IF Saying "What" but then 1 second later realizing what they said.
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*Crush steals food* heyy! *flirty push* *Regular person steals food* GIVE ME MY SHIT BACK B*TCH! *Drop kick*
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Dude she just called you a THIEF! OOOH hell NO..hold her earings!
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My whole life is like a romantic comedy, more comedy than romance but you get the idea.
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We all have that embarassing email address that we made when we were 12
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You can`t buy love because when it`s real, it`s priceless
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That awkward moment when the bathroom is silent except for the sound of your pee and you hope the person washing their hands isn’t listening
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Whenever you walk in to the doctors, and they ask you what`s wrong, you immediately turn to your mom and she explains.
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"Sending message failed, would you like to retry?" Well obviously...
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