That awkward moment when you go for a handshake and they go for a hug.
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The awkward moment you realize they were nice to you because they wanted something.
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Stupid conversations make sense when you are talking to someone special.♥
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"Dude, she just called you lazy" ... "Oh hell no! Go tell her i`m not" :P
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Any girl can be glamorous. All you have to do is stand still and look stupid.
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If a girl replies `k`, you did something to piss her off.
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Skype Conversations: 5% Hey, how are you? 95% CAN YOU HEAR ME?!?!
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The B R A I N → Forgets what I want to remember, Remembers what I want to forget.
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If she`s jealous, she cares.
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Guys: When you get in a fight with her and she starts crying, just stop and hold her.
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