I changed my car horn sound to gun shots, people move out of the way much faster now.
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I went to Wal-Mart to buy shampoo. Spent $150 and forgot the shampoo.
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People are quick to judge, but slow to correct themselves.
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When the character of a man is not clear to you, look at his friends.
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Girl: "Why are you always following me?" Boy: "When I was younger, my mother always told me follow my dreams."
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I hate when people keep sending me text messages when they know I won`t respond.
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On a scale of one to Adele, How bad was your breakup?
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Funny thing to do: Follow a random family around Disney World for a day, just be in the background of all of their photos.
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That annoying moment when you`re behind a slow walker & there`s no way around them.
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There is nothing as frustrating as having people in your life that can`t decide if they want to stay or go
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