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YOCO = You`re Only Cute Online.
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Deleting one `ha` from from your `hahahhahahaha` because you feel like it`s too much.
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How do you know Asians robbed your house? Your cat`s gone and your homework`s done.
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Learn from your past, work hard in the present and you will taste success in the future.
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"Dude that song is old".... Well so is your mom but you still listen to her:)
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Hearing a noise when your home alone and are like, im ready to kick some ass.
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Who remembers Hey Arnold? RugRats? CatDog? RocketPower? Kenan & Kel? The Amanda Show?... when Nickelodeon made sense.
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I hate it when i make plans, get exitted and my mum says no.
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Like if: pretending to look for your "homework" even though you know you don’t have it.
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"Guess what?" "What?! You just realized you`re super beautiful? :)"
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