I`m not trying to impress you, but I have slept without my night light for 3 whole nights now
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Dinosaurs are lies fed to us to cover up the existence of Pokemon.
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just ate a tootsie pop. It took 456 licks to get to the tootsie roll center. You`re welcome.
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Mom: Why are you still up? Me: Because Twitter never sleeps! Duh!
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SARCASM, Because beating the shit out of people is illegal.
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"I wasn`t that drunk" "Dude you asked me for a ride home when the party was at your house"
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First name: Drama Last name: Queen
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LIKE if: I get annoyed when people take ages to order food while i`m in line.
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Some people lie so much they begin to believe their own story.
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There`s a huge difference between haha and hahaha. When you write more than 2 haha`s, usually means you`re actually laughing at the comment
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