That awkward moment when you accidentally answer a call you were trying to ignore.
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Facebook status
"Omg, he is cute" "You think so?" "Yeah, but don`t tell him.." *Shouting* "HEY YOU! MY FRIEND THINKS YOU`RE CUTE!"
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If you can`t win an argument, correct their grammar.
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Me: Ask me if im a tree. Friend: No Me: ask me if im a tree Friend: NO Me: Ask me if im a tree! Friend: FINE ARE YOU A F*CKING TREE?? Me: No
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It`s funny when a bad guy is running away and the police say "GET BACK HERE!" Yea I don`t think they plan on stopping.
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That awkward moment when someone tells you your zipper is open.
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Don`t you hate it when Your texting in class, and someone screams "Is that a phone!?"
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Who else hates the sound of their own voice on video? Like this.
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x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9 TRUST ME, You need this in life.
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Like if:Brushing your teeth six times before you go to the dentist so they think you have really good teeth :D
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