I bet if Einstein had Facebook/Twitter to waste time with he wouldn`t have been all like smart and stuff.
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Facebook status
Like if you get pissed off when you`re taking notes in pen and the teacher makes a mistake.
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"What doesn’t kill you makes you smaller." - Mario
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Dear mom, just because you and your friend are best friends, doesn`t mean me and their kid will be best friends as well.
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Dear everyone, always remember that when you fall, I`ll pick you up. But just AFTER I finish laughing.
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It`s easy to find someone who says `I love you` to you. But it`s hard to find someone who really means it."
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I`ve decided that I`m not going to focus on my past anymore...so if I owe you money, I`m sorry.
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That great moment when a song comes on and you instantly think you`re a drummer.
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I hate when people see me at the store & are like "hey what are you doing here?" Im like "Oh you know, hunting elephants."
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Franklin D. Roosevelt once said "There is nothing to fear but fear itself ... and Chuck Norris"
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