If I tell you "My place is clean" it usually means " I`ve made a path from the door to my bed."
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A beautiful woman can make you feel strong, confident, and able to take on the world...oh no wait...that`s beer...beer does that.
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Falling in love. Who can explain it? Who can tell you why? Some may give you reasons, but wise people never try.
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I`m not that good at math but me plus you equals forever ♥
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BAD GUYS IN MOVIES: "But before I kill you, I want to tell you this really long story so you can be saved." (-_-)
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Saturday: "YES IT`S THE WEEKEND!!"..*Blink*.. Monday: "WTF just happened?!" 0_0
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As soon as your ex sees you smiling, that`s the minute they want you back.
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Okay mom…you know I love you…but I can’t accept your friend request on Facebook.
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Theres always that song that instantly turns your SWAG on!
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Today, I lost my mood ring... I`m not sure how I feel about that.
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