I always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone to spend the rest of my life with. Silly, isn`t it?
-unknown
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That awkward moment you tell somebody you love them and they go offline... :(
-Brianna
LIKE IF : waiting on a important call when you realize you were waiting for a call on your dead battery phone ..
-Tyler
There are millions and billions of people to make the world smile,but it only takes you to make me smile.
-Miguel
That awkward moment when your parents start to sing dynamite in the car.
-Hannah
To whoever thought buttered popcorn flavored jelly beans would be a good idea: Don`t you think if I had wanted popcorn for a snack I would have eaten that instead?!
-Honor
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-unknown
Officer: `Now say your abc`s` Me: `A B C D...` Officer: `Don`t sing them.` Me: `Shit..I`m going to jail`
-unknown
If you can say it behind their back, you should be able to say it to their face.
-unknown
"I need to study!" *Opens book* "I don`t feel like studying." *Closes book*
-unknown