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Mom: "Do you have trouble making up your mind?" Me: "Nope" Me: "Hold up... Yeah i do.." Me: "Know what? I am not even sure"
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If Twitter was invented by a woman, The character limit would be 2 pages
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I hate reading my old IM conversations because I sounded really stupid.
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Should I hate you because you hurt me? Or should I love you because you made me feel special?
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Admit it, you’ve fallen for the person that you promised yourself you would never fall for.
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Every once and a while, I can control my dreams. It`s awesome.
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I`m single. You`re single. I like you. You like me. Am I missing something here?
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I do what I want, when I want, where I want. If my mom says it`s okay.
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LIKE IF you`re not looking in the bathroom mirror late at night because there might be someone behind you.
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Facebook is my friend. YouTube is my voice. Google is my brain.
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