My Motto is Y.O.Y.O. = You`re On Your Own
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LIKE IF: When a little kid is chasing me, I run slow so they think they`re fast.
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That awkward moment when you`re so hot, you have to stalk your own profile.
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And when you smile, the whole world stops & stares for a while... Cause girl, You got a little something stuck in your teeth ._.
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Why is there an eject button on the DVD remote? I still have to get up and take the disc out. It`s like having a remote to open the fridge.
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*Hearing people speak another language* 6% I wish I could speak that. 94% Those bitches better not be talking about me.
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The internet has a way of turning 30 minutes of homework into 3 hours of homework.
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Friend: Hey dude!! How far are you from here? Me: I will be there in five minutes, if I`m not... read this message again.
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Even real bad-asses like myself like to lay down at night in bead, thinking about everything..
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We all have this one movie that we haven`t seen yet and everyone else has.
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