Don`t be racist. Be like a Panda. They`re black, white and asian. But they`re not mexican, so be like a panda holding a taco.
-Hailey
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That face you make when you smell Germ-X up really close.
-Wendy
That awkward moment when someone sees you with a girl and they automatically think you got a "girlfriend"
-Jonathan
my phone would die of textual thirst if you dont text me!!!
-Keotiut
"Dude she just called you boring!" "oh h............"
-Hannah
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But shout it at them in German, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
-Domenico
The awkward moment when an old person says something not funny, but then laughs, so you have to laugh along...
-Maryssa
the expressions on your face when you buy some clothes online and they don't turn out like they seemed.
-Elegant
That awkward moment when you underestimate your fart and after smelling it you try to move away from people.
-Elegant
The moment when you have a dinner with a respectful family, you try to eat with manners and end up fighting with the chicken
-Elegant