That awkward moment when you realize someone was nice to you, just because they wanted something.
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Facebook status
Dora has more freedom then teenagers.
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That awkward moment when someone you deleted off Facebook tries to add you again.
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The way I see it: the more people hate me, the less people I have to please.
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That mini heart attack you get when someone says - "Oh, I heard something about you!"
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That feeling you get when you know someone`s using their phone but just isn`t replying back to your text.
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If twin males marry twin females, and they each have a child, will both children look alike? Mind = BLOWN!
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"I`m happy for you."- the hardest lie you can say to the special someone from your past who has found a new love
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What did the traffic light say to the car?
Don't look, I'm changing!
Don't look, I'm changing!
-David
*mom is really mad at you* Me: "I love you mommy" Mom: "I love you too"
-Muadh