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A mistake is only a mistake if you don’t learn from it.
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Twitter is basically just you having a conversation with yourself hoping that someone else will join in..
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Never get involved with someone whose intentions aren`t the same as your own.
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Every girl has that one boy who makes them want to throw their phone across the room & scream
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I`m fluffy and I know it! I eat out! Jiggle, Jiggle, Jiggle, yea! Jiggle, jiggle, jiggle yea!!!
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No matter how carefully you choose your words, they`ll always end up being twisted by others.
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LIKE IF you also Leaving that little bit of toilet paper on the roll so that you dont have to change it.
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That awkward moment when you walk out of your bedroom in your pajamas and there`s a guest in your house.
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That 3 second lap dance you get at the movies when somebody walks by.. ;)
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That moment when your like `I wonder why they haven`t texted me back yet` and then you realize you didn`t press send to send the text.
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