Facebook status

The text I typed wasn`t to exercise my fingers. If I text you it means want a reply.
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That moment when you see your crush flirting with someone else.
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PARENT: "We need to talk. " ME: *Million things run through my mind. What did they find out about!?* PARENT: "Stop leaving the lights on..."
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Girls are like police. Once they get hold of all the evidences, they still want to hear the truth from you.
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"Are you as bored as I am?" Read that backward, and it still makes sense.
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LIKE IF:You hear your favorite song, turn to your friend and sing it dramatically.
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If the Earth spins, why aren`t we all dizzy?
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Dear teacher, please stop giving us homework to do on the weekends.
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That awkward moment when you type "Hoe" Instead of "How"
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That awkward moment when two people start a conversation on your facebook status.
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