YOLO : You obviously live online.
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Facebook status
LIKE IF: Putting your arm next to your friend`s to see who`s tanner.
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Admit It, we`ve all recorded ourselves singing to see if we could actually sing.
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That awkward moment when any random part of your body cracks on a silent situation.
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Last night I met the girl of my dreams. Sadly, that`s also where I met her
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LIKE IF : I always restart the game whenever I know I`m going to lose.
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A relationship should be between (^_^) & (^_^) . NOT ---> (^_^) & (^_^) + (-_(-_(-_-)_-)_-)
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Oh, vegetarians... If you`re trying to save the animals, why are you eating their food?
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Oh, you say "BRB Shower" and never come back? Please tell me how much your water bill is.
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LIKE IF: Even when I’m home alone, I still answer Jeopardy questions out loud.
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