Facebook status

If you wanna know something, ask me. Don`t assume. That`s how drama starts.
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I hate it when my friends add my other friends, who they dont know!
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LIKE IF:I stay up late at night and hate myself for it in the morning.
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"I`m so hungry!" "Didn`t you just eat?" "Yeah... So?"
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To do list: 1. Buy a parrot. 2. Teach the parrot to say, "Help!! I turned into a parrot!" 3. Leave it in a public area. :)
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Take chances and never regret. Today is the youngest you will ever be. ☺☀
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Its amazing how someone can change your day from crappy to happy. :)
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Don`t let your ears believe what your eyes don`t see.
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LIKE IF Beating someone in a video game when you were just pressing random buttons the whole time.
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That feeling of satisfaction when your comment gets more `likes` then the status.
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