If two people are happy together, then leave them to it. It`s THEIR lives.
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Facebook status
That awkward moment when you’re walking out of a room like a model and your bag hooks on the door handle.
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Honestly, I don`t have time to hate people who hate me cause I`m too busy loving people who love me.
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We started with a simple hello, but ended with a complicated goodbye.
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The difference between like,love,and in love is the same as for now, for a while, and forever.
-unknown
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Mom: "Let me see your Twitter" Me: *Throws computer out the window* "What Twitter?"
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Did you know that, when an intoxicated person is talking, 75 percent of whatever he/she says is true.
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I don’t listen to people when I’m texting.
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Dear fourth grader on Facebook, how are you in a complicated relationship? Sincerely, what`d he do, steal your animal crackers?
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